Don't follow your dreams... Chase them!
Don't drop it, don't drop it!
Get. Your. Arm. Off. Me! I am the Virgin Mary after all!
I think the baby's had an accident you know. I don't need any help, I'm perfectly capable of sorting it out myself.
Just cos I'm wearing a tea towel on my head - doesn't mean I plan on washing up!
please don't be angry mummy but i think i've just had a baby?
Ewww I can feel something hot travelling on my arms :p
Must not drop the baby, must not drop the baby...